Encik Siti Nur Salawa Musa

Exam Week. Time to test how good the students mengetahui their lecturer's name. And my name was written like these on the first page of answer sheet :

1. Encik Salwa Binti M**a (dua org pelajar ni mungkin mengalami krisis identiti)

2. Miss Siti Salwa (and ada a few of my friends pun dapat gelaran 'siti' ni)

3. Cik Salwa Binti Musa (Encik Musa tidak pernah wujud dalam keluarga aku)

4. Puan Norsalwa Binti M**a (sungguh sopan rasanya bila ada 'nur' di depan nama)

5. Cik Salawa Binti M**a (ye...aku tau aku memang lawa dan student ini mengagumi aku)